5/18/2008
Jim Hanson- He showed up in the seventh inning on Friday night, didn't play and isn't even on the official roster but yet he somehow obtained a large bruise on his thigh. Apparently grilling has become a very physical activity.
Mike Gullingsrud- his arm and shoulder hurt; day- to- day.
Adam Lee- took a pitch off his head and tried to go directly to third before being re-directed, but he's seeing colors and shapes alot better now.
5/31/2008
Jim Hanson- Unscathed, for once.
Mike Gullingsrud- Shoulder is full of pus, but it's pasty pus as opposed to the runny kind of pus so it's really not that bad.
Kyle Nelson- Pulled hamstring. Again.
7/9/2006
Kent Johnson- took a nasty bad hop off the chin playing first base on Saturday. Ten stitches, a visit to the ER, and a quart of lost blood later, he was lifting weights, 12 ounces at a time.
Jim Hanson- for the first time in perhaps a decade, Jim played four games over a weekend. He's looking for a good deal on a used walker or maybe even a wheelchair because his whole lower body is going into spasms. The doctor prescribed him to cover his whole lower body in "Icy Hot".
Andy Kappes- while sliding into home, he took the throw from the outfield right off his noggen; he was OK though- he had to be.
Kyle Nelson- took a pitch off the arm, just above the elbow, but somehow wasn't awarded first base; it's now really, really swollen.
Mike Gullingsrud- even though he didn't make the trip and hasn't played in a week and a half, his arm and shoulder hurts; they always hurt.
7/05/2006
Kyle Nelson- black and blue eye from a weekend "tent incident".
Jim Hanson- mild sunburn.
Kent Johnson- mild to moderate sunburn.
Chris Ellingson- mild sunburn.
Dave Peterson- mild sunburn.
Keith Hanson- mild sunburn.
KC Solum- sever case of "pink-itis".
Mike Gullingsrud- his arm and shoulder hurts; they always hurt.
6/25/2006
Kenneth Hayden- he has the worst blisters on his hand that mankind has ever seen.
Mike Kolness- his whole body hurts. He's old.
Keith Hanson-pulled his quad and took an absolute pea-rod directly off his ankle; may need crutches or a walker for a few days.
Andy Kappes- after catching three games over the weekend, his knees hurt; but not nearly as bad as Gully's arm hurts.
Jim Hanson- after being forced into playing action on Sunday, his entire lower body hurts. He's also looking for a donor for a liver transplant.
Kent Johnson- he had the unfortunate opportunity to play first base on Sunday, with an infield full of out-of-position fielders; the result was numerous bruises on his chest and shins. He also took a laser off the kneecap and got taken out by a 250 lb. baserunner. He wouldn't hurt this bad if he got blindsided by Brian Urlacher.
Mike Gullingsrud- his arm and shoulder hurts; they always hurt.
6/22/2006
One of the garden hoses servicing the ballpark went down and is out for the season. Mike Gullingsrud's arm and shoulder hurts; they always hurt; although they hurt a little less than a few days ago.
6/18/2006
Chris Ellingson- his whole body hurts now. He's getting old.
Jim Hanson- his liver may be shot; it has the consistency of a steak from a 30 year old heifer. He IS old.
Kyle Nelson- pulled his RIGHT hamstring this time. What a loser.
Keith Hanson- big toe is OK but now he sprained his ankle exhibiting very poor skills.
Kenneth Hayden- his arm fell off Sunday but it was reattached and he is recovering nicely. All the girls need not fret because he can still put on a show on the dancefloor.
Andy Kappes- strange bruising on the knees that is yet to be identified.
KC Solum- his knee hurts, but then again, he has a really low tolerance for pain (its a Cobber thing).
Mike Gullingsrud- his arm and shoulder hurts; they always hurt. Except they hurt more now than last week.
6/11/2006
Chris Ellingson- his entire back and neck hurt really bad. He's playing at about 85%.
Jim Hanson- has a sprained index finger for unkown reasons- he's day-to-day.
Kyle Nelson- pulled left hamstring and tight right hamstring; should be ready to go any day now.
Keith Hanson- his big toe hurts; no-one believes him.
Kent Johnson- the one side of his head hurts really bad due to an unforseen collision with a wall in the room at the Bemidji Super 8 on Saturday night. He seems to be recovering nicely, but still acts a little goofy on occassion.
Dusty Robinson- mild to moderate arm and shoulder soreness- he'll play through it because he's a "Tommie."
Mike Gullingsrud- his arm and shoulder hurts; they always hurt.
